wizkiddonysmith ([info]wizkiddonysmith) wrote,
@ 2008-07-08 02:20:00
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Current mood: tired
Current music:Lucinda- Tom Waits

I sold opium, fireworks, and lead
I had a weekend to bring me back to life.
Tom Waits did what I knew he could do and put on maybe the best show I've ever seen. The Fox Theater is beautiful, he played Hoist That Rag, Innocent When You Dream, On a Nickel... many many many...
Fell totally inlove with Beluga Whales at the Georgia Aquarium.. I hear you can swim with them for a pretty penny...one day I will pay that pretty penny.
The Aquarium was pretty sweet. Still unsure if it's worth $26 but since the Charleston one is close to 20.. It definitely wins... I just don't know about the weird mall food court set up.. it actually reminded me exactly of London's Heathrow airport... which I remember thinking was extremely futuristic-mall-food-court-esque. But the cluster fucked white walled food court of the Aquarium smelled strongly of fried food and sang out everything on par with, and including, "Proud to be an American"... Heathrow played techno and I don't remember what it smelled like, maybe potatos and bad breath...
Ate home cooked Bengali curry at Javed's parents house with the whole lot of 15 of us from different south eastern corners... and then spent the 5 hour car ride home playing delerious, ingenious, perverted, and extremely creative madlibs... Second and Fourth adjectives totally my opions of course, but "Where Brendan Frasier's wife keeps her penis" is the best specific location, "biker's finger necklace" is a great noun... and "Zaxby'sish" is a fantastic adjective.
Besides my sweet needed vacation, I adore this guy in my life more and more everyday and I've got my first tomatoes and peppers growing!
I'm not proofreading or editing, fuckyallz,loveyou!
Here's a forwarded email from my mom called "Interesting Nonsense"

1.. Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream.

2.. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg.

3.. The smallest is the male sperm.

4.. You use 200 muscles to take one step.

5.. The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.

6.. Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.

7.. A pair of human feet contain 250,000 sweat glands.

8.. A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.

9.. The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.

10.. The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the
Encyclopedia Britannic.

11.. It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your
stomach.

12.. The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.

13.. Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis
of the liver than men with hair.

14.. At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a
single cell.

15.. There is about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

16.. Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a
gallon of water to a boil.

17.. The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.

18.. Your teeth start developing (in your gums)6 months before you are
born.

19.. When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, they
do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.

20.. Blondes have more hair than dark-haired people.

21.. Your thumb is the same length as your nose.

22.. At this very moment I know full well you are putting this last fact
to the test ..




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